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Genie Hijinks

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     I wish none of this had happened!" yelled a man with white hair as he fell to his knees inside a jail cell.

    A blonde haired woman in a pink harem girl outfit that exposed her entire stomach and a pale pink veil covering the bottom half of her face replied "As you wish Master." The woman clapped her hands twice revealing two golden bracelets.

     The woman disappeared into a puff of lavender smoke and was sucked inside a jewel encrusted bottle that at first glance looked black, but was really a deep purple. The cork magically sealed the bottle shut.

     The man watched as the events of the past couple days played in reverse at high speed. It was like watching a movie on rewind. Once the rewind action stopped he picked up the bottle and threw it as hard as he could into the ocean.

     The genie sighed and flopped on the leather couch that was in the middle of the bottle she called home.

     "Well that was amusing." she said laying down, staring up towards the cork that kept her locked in until the next human found the bottle.

     As a genie, it was her job to grant 3 wishes to whomever released her. It got very old after a couple centuries, so she would amuse herself by twisting her Master or Mistress's words and find loopholes. Her last Master, for example, wished for a billion dollars. The genie was more than happy to grant his wish...in counterfeit bills.

     As fun as it was to mess with people, she grew very tired of the long waits in her bottle between wish granting sessions. "Ok, playing off a human's greed isn't working. I figured I'd find someone stupid enough to wish for more wishes by now. That damn Aladdin movie has them believing its against the rules. Compassion didn't work either. No bleeding heart has come along to free me. I need a new game plan."

     As she laid there on her couch, the genie rolled onto her side and drifted off to sleep. Though her body was asleep, her mind pondered over how to go about getting herself free of the bottle.

     A couple hours later, her mind was successful. The woman's eyes snapped open. "I GOT IT!" she yelled, jumping up causing her ample chest to almost bounce out of her clothes. "Now we just play the waiting game." she said.

     Several weeks later, a young woman named Ashley with long dark hair that reached halfway down her back was walking on the beach letting the water roll across her bare feet with the waves. She turned and stared toward the horizon to watch the sun sink down. Over of the corner of her eye she saw the sun reflecting off of something in the water. "What is that?" she asked no one in particular.

     She peeled off her T-shirt reveling a blue bikini that barfly contained her large chest. She dove into the water and out to were she saw the glint of light. As she got closer to the source of the reflection she saw the neck of dark colored bottle sticking out of the water.

     Ashley grabbed the bottle and pulled it toward her. Tucking it under her arm, she swam back to shore.

     Once she was back on the beach, the Ashley retrieved her T-shirt and pulled it back on. She started to examine what she had pulled from the water, but the sun was almost completely set making it hard to see. She decided to take it home to get a better look.

     After a short walk, the brunette arrived and a small house over looking the beach. She opened the sliding glass door and stepped inside. Ashley pulled the door shut and took her first good look at the bottle.

     It was very old looking and made from glass that was a very deep purple. The neck was long and narrow and lead to a large rounded bulb. The bottle had colorful jewels embedded all over it.

     "Bout damn time someone found me." the genie inside the bottle said, peering through the glass. She could see out, but no one could see in.

     "Wow." she turned the bottle over in her hand examine every angle. The genie was thrown around the inside, bouncing off of all her furniture.

     Ashley thought she could here something rattling around inside. She shook the bottle violently to make sure. Again the genie was thrown around. When she came to stop, she got to her feet. "I frickin hate this part." she bitched.

     "What's in there?" Ashley asked herself, uncorking the bottle.

     "Showtime." the genie said turning into lavender smoke and passing up the neck and out of the bottle.

     Upon seeing the smoke, Ashley let out a small scream and dropped the bottle. It bounced of the carpet, but didn't break.

     The lavender smoke expanded until it was 5 feet tall, then slowly changed into an exotic looking blonde woman wearing a pink harem girl outfit. The genie had her arms crossed with a hand over each elbow. Upon seeing Ashley, she bowed. "Greeting Mistress." she said.

     Ashley's jaw dropped. When she regained her voice all she could say was "Who are you?"

     "I'm your humble servant. You released me from the bottle. For that you get 3 wishes." The genie replied.

     "You're a genie?"

     "That is correct. I'm your genie and you're my Mistress."

     Ashley was in shock. She was sure genies were only a myth, but she had a real live one here in front of her. "I'm gonna need some time to let this sink in." she said.

     "Take all the time you need Mistress. I'll be awaiting your call." She turned into lavender smoke and reentered the bottle.

     Still in a state of shock, Ashley stumbled her way to her bedroom. Changing out of her swimsuit and into a black bra and matching thong, she turned off the lights and crawled into bed. She tossed and turned, but sleep wouldn't come. Her head was buzzing with thoughts of what she could wish for.

     The pale rays of dawn peaked through the window. Ashley decided to stop trying to force sleep and got back onto her feet. She put on some clothes and walked out into the living room. The uncorked bottle sat on the counter where Ashley had placed it the night before.

     She poked the bottle gently with one finger. The lavender smoke came out and reformed into the genie. "Good morning Mistress." she said with false enthusiasm. "Have you thought about your first wish?'

     "Yes I have. After thinking long and hard, I came to decision." She took a deep breath. "Genie, for you first wish, I wish I can fly."     "Granted." she genie snapped her fingers. Ashley was encased in lavender smoke similar to the way the genie was when she came in and out of the bottle. The smoke disappeared a few seconds later.

     Ashley examined herself all over. "I don't feel any different. Did it work?"

     The genie suppressed an evil smile. "Of course it worked. Go outside and try it out."

     Ashley opened the sliding door and stepped out into the warm morning. The sun had fully risen by then and was gleaming off the white sand of the beach. Ashley just stood there dumbly. "How do I take off?" she asked.

     "It's simple Mistress. Think light thoughts."

     Unsure what that meant, Ashley though about feathers. To her shock, her feet rose off the ground. She let out a squeal as she was now several feet in the air. Striking a superman-esk. pose with one hand stretched out in front of her, she zoomed away from her house and over the beach.

     Ashley was filled with an unbelievable amount of whimsy as she streaked across the sky, unaware of early birds down below staring up at the object moving quickly through the sky.

     Meanwhile a man sat a computer screen in a in a darkened room, watching the air traffic on radar. There was an unidentified blip on the screen moving at high speed. Picking up his radio transmitter, he pushed a button and spoke into the microphone. "Aircraft in sector 519, Identify yourself." he said.

     Ashley had no radio so she couldn't hear herself being hailed.

     "Aircraft in sector 519, this is your second request. Identify yourself." not getting an answer he hailed one last time as per procedure. "Aircraft in sector 519. This is your final warning. Identify yourself." Again not receiving an answer the air traffic controller took the next step in the procedure. No other aircraft was in the area, so he picked up the phone and dialed the number printed on it.

     "Air National Guard? This is Fligh Tower 222. We have an aircraft in sector 519 moving North at high speed. After 3 requests it still refuses to identify itself."

     A man in a military style uniform sat in front of a radar of his own. "Tower 222. We have the bogey on our radar and will intercept." He hung up the phone and turned to a shorter man. "Scramble the fighters." he ordered.

     Within minutes a pair of fighter jets took off and headed toward the unidentified blip. The man at the radar picked up his microphone. "Aircraft in Sector 519. This is the Air National Guard. Identify yourself and prepare to land."

     Again Ashley was unaware she was being hailed. She didn't even realize the trouble she was causing as she enjoyed the wind blowing her air around as she flew.

     The man at the radar presses the microphone button to speak. Eagles 1 and 2 you have permission to intercept." he said.

     The fighter jets streaked toward the speck on the horizon. One of the pilots rubbed his eyes. He couldn't believe what he saw. A Caucasian woman with dark hair was flying unsupported at a speed similar to his fighter jet. Remembering his orders, he and his wing man circled Ashley twice.

     Pilots knew that to a signal to land. Not being a pilot Ashley didn't know. She saw the fighters and panicked. She changed direction and streaked toward the city.

     The fighter gave chase. Ashley looked back to see the jets closing in. Knowing they couldn't actually go into the city, she dove between the skyscrapers. The Jets were forced to break off the trail and took to circling the area hoping to pick up the contact again.

     Ashley let out a sigh of relief. "What does the military want me for?" Not seeing the fighters, she flew in the direction of her house.

     The fighters quickly found there target and gave chase. One jet fired its machine guns at the woman.

     Ashley heard the bullets whizzing by and took evasive maneuvers, diving towards the ground. The fighters stayed on target and followed.

     Ashley's house was coming up fast. Luckily the door was still open. "Almost there. Almost there." she said as she got closer and closer. Seeing the jets almost on top of her she yelled "FASTER FASTER!"

     She zoomed in the open door. The fighter were able to pull up just in time, missing the house. They circled the neighborhood awaiting orders.

     Ashley landed hard on her couch. "Genie!" she yelled.

     The genie appeared in a could of lavender smoke once again. She has holding an open book in her hands as if she had been reading. "Enjoying your first wish Mistress?"

     "No." Ashley replied jumping to her feet. "I wish I couldn't fly anymore and no one remembered seeing me in the sky."

     The genie was a bit surprised usually they wait until wish 3 to un-wish things. "Granted" she said snapping her fingers dropping her book in the process. Ashley was engulfed in lavender smoke again. The fighter jets disappeared from the sky.

     Ashley peaked out the door to make sure it was safe. "Are they gone?" she asked.

     "As per your 2nd wish they are gone and your power of flight has been revoked." The genie replied.

     "Good." Ashley replied and then collapsed into a heap out of exhaustion.

     The genie giggled. With one wish left it was time to put her plan in motion. She positioned her book close to Ashley and whispered in the unconscious brunette's ear. "Free the genie. Free the genie."

     Ashley awoke a few hours later. Rubbing the side of her head she sat up. "What happened?" she asked.

     The genie reappeared. "Good to see you awake Mistress. Your first 2 wishes tired you out. You've been. asleep for hours.

     Remembering what was going on Ashley said "Why didn't you tell me I'd show up on the military's radar?"

     The genie calmly replied. "You didn't ask." the she giggled then returned to the bottle.

     Ashley shot the genie a dirty look. She stood up and started to walk toward the bathroom. She stumbled over the book the genie left. Picking it up she noticed the title. Genies 101 was printed on the red leather cover. Ashley carried the book to the couch and began to read.

     The books had all kinds of information on genies, including a chapter Ashley found very interesting. It said that if a genie is freed from her bottle, she loses her magic powers.

     Between her flight, fainting, and reading, the day had given way to night. Ashley decided to try to get some sleep while thinking about her 3rd and final wish. She couldn't un-wish it if something went wrong, so she needed to be careful.

     The genie waited until Ashley was asleep and planted a suggestion again by whispering in the brunette's ear. "Free the genie. Free the genie."

     As she slept, Ashley's mind raced through how the genie had tricked her in wasting her 2nd wish. She wanted to get revenge and spare anyone else from being tricked.

     She woke up to the sun shining through the window and sea gulls squawking. Her mind formulated a plan for the final wish as her body rested. Ashley walked out to the living room.      "Genie!" she called. "I need to speak with you!"

     The genie appeared in front of her Mistress. "Are you ready to make your final wish?" she asked.

     "As a matter of fact, I am. But I'll get to that later." she said staring at the blonde harem girl in the eyes. "I found this interesting book yesterday. Its all about your kind."

     The genie put on a fake smile. "I'm honored you wish to learn more about me Mistress."

     "Save it!" Ashley snapped. "You tricked me into wasting a wish. Your kind enjoys twisting words around."

     "Genies only do as they are ordered Mistress." the genie explained.

     "Well I'm gonna make sure you can't trick anyone anymore."

     The genies heart soared. She knew planting that fake book would work. Genies actually become more powerful when free. They are no longer bound to humans as wish granters. The genie simply has to wait for Ashley to say the magic words.

     "Genie, for my final wish I'm gonna make sure you are powerless. I wish for you to imprison yourself forever in an unpoppable, magic proof bubble."

     Thinking she was wished free the genie grinned ear to ear and snapped her fingers. When it dawned on her what Ashley had said her smile disappeared and she replied with a stunned "What?"

      The bottle that the genie called home started to glow brightly. Slowly a light blue tinted sphere came out of the opening. The genie watched as the sphere grew until it was the same size as her. Knowing what was coming, she tried to use her magic to teleport out of harms way. Snapping her fingers, she disappeared.

     The bottle let out a growling sound. The genie reappeared in the same spot she had been in. "What the hell?" she said. Snapping her fingers again, she disappeared only to reappear in the same spot.

     Knowing magic wasn't going to help her escape, the genie made a run for the door. The bubble cut off the blonde, covering the door.

     The genie stopped dead in her tracks and changed direction. The bubble followed closely. Not being able to make it to an exit before the blue sphere, the genie found herself backed against the wall as Ashley watched on in amusement.

     The bubble slowly barred down on the genie and was only an inch away from her. In desperation the genie punched the ball. Her fist made contact but sunk through the skin.

     In shock she tried to pull it out, but her hand wouldn't budge. She placed her other hand on the bubble for leverage, only to get that one stuck inside as well. In a panic the genie tried to kick the bubble that was pulling her inside. As it did with her hands, the bubble pulled in her feet as well.

     The genie tried with all her might to push off what was becoming her prison, but only managed to lose her balance and fall on her back. The jarring motion from the fall caused the bubble to speed up as took in the blonde's arms and legs.

     Ashley giggled as she watched the genie struggle. The bubble had her entire arms and legs inside now and was about to touch her torso.

     "Help me!" the genie pleaded as the bubble press against her fairly large chest. Before she knew it only her head remained free. Surprisingly, the bubble had stopped.

     Ashley walked up to the light blue orb. "Comfy?" she asked sarcastically.

     The genie tried no the cry. "I get your point. I wont trick anyone again. Please call the bubble off."

     In a mocking tone Ashley replied. "I wish I could, but sadly I'm out of wishes."     "What are you gonna do with me?" the genie asked realizing her predicament.

      "This." Ashley pushed the blonde's head inside leaving her completely trapped. The genie couldn't stand up all the way so she was forced to bend over a bit as she beat against the inside of her prison.

     By this point, the bottle had stopped glowing and returned to its normal dark purple color.

     Forgetting the bubble was magic proof, the genie shot a couple spells which bounced harmless off the inside. She snapped her fingers and turned into lavender smoke again, but the smoke had no where to escape the orb. Returning to her regular form, the genie tried once more to teleport. She disappeared but reappeared still inside her prison. She sunk to the bottom and cried.

     Ashley smiled. "Serves you right. I'd like to see you ruin anymore people's lives in there." She picked up a stick and poked the bubble to make sure it was safe to touch. The stick bounced off harmlessly. Smiling Ashley pushed the bubble causing it to roll. The genie tumbled around inside. She grabbed the bottle off the counter as she passed by.

      The bubble was bigger than her bedroom door, but with lots of shoving, Ashley managed to get her bubbled genie in her bedroom.

     "Why didn't you simple free me? I would have been stripped of all my powers?" the genie asked pushing against the inside of the sphere."

     "Two reasons. One I don't trust your kind. Two If I did that I wouldn't have you to look at anymore." Ashley explained.

     "What are you gonna do with my bottle?" the genie asked.

     Ashley examined it. I know a guy that can turn it into a wonderful lamp. She closed the blinds, darkening the room. Still holding the bottle, she pulled the door shut encasing the trapped genie in total darkness.

While walking on the beach, Ashley finds a fancy bottle floating in the ocean occupied by a tricky genie.
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SithLordNergal's avatar
Well, Ashley certainly turned the tables on that geni